1. You know all the boss songs in DDR history, even the infamous MAX.(period)

2. You have owned at least one expensive metal dance pad in your life.

3.You know all the DDR terms in the flippin' book. Examples are bar-raping, FELM, Jackhammers, etc.

4. You get frustrated at beginners when they play butterfly on beginner for a whole three games and then loose on "Im for Real" on beginner on the first round in the arcade.

5.High stepchart ratings or shifting BPM make you horny.

6.You almost always play high 9's to flashing 10 footers in the arcade to impress the girls that happen to walk by with their jock boyfriends.

7.You name a pokemon or your pet hamster after a DDR song.

8. You have an extremely unhealthy obsession with the songs Xepher and Venus if you:
a. Hum the song in class.
b. Draw pervy yaoi manga on the anime characters portrayed in the background movies.
c. Rant on how great it is just because it is anime.
d.Buy the game that has the song and play that track and that track only.
e.All of the above.

9.You pick Emi all the time in the arcade 'cause she's hot.

10.Doubles play. DOUBLES!

11.You are asian,fat or have huge D-cups that make guys look at you when you play a jumpy song on expert.

12.You play extreme FFR.

13.You pass Boss Rush SN2 half-assed. Nerd.

14.You think that playing Pluto Relinquish on Challenge difficulty is easy.

15.You own at least five japanese DDR games and at least six American versions.

16.You insult beginner heavy players on how they step when you were worse than them early in your DDR career.

17.You bitch on about how ITG can suck DDR's cock and that ITG is"stupid" or "gay"

18.You get mad when another DDR player can match you is abilities and he/she wins.

19.After no. 18, you go through an emotional breakdown and give up on DDR because you "suck."

20.You can name nearly all the songs on SN2 arcade version.

21.You make ridiculously insane stepcharts that are worse than the hardest charts on ddr to "test" yourself.

22.You obsess over the Japanese home version of DDR Extreme and commit an entire forum on the internet about how stupid the American Extreme version is.

23.You moderately to completely bar-rape a song so you can AAA it.

24.You get angry at me for writing this, even though you can't swallow the truth.

25.Have I forgot to mention you love Xepher and Venus abnormally?

26.You know all the Bemani artist's pseudonyms and their real names.

27.You have at least one DDR music CD that you listen to very frequently.

28.You want to marry Naoki Maeda.

29.You absolutely love the MAXX series, adore the Fascination series, and the Pluto series makes you excited!

30.Everything out of your mouth is Sakura, and you think the Sakura girl is insanely attractive.

31.You visit the arcade only to play DDR, or play a large portion of Bemani Games.

32.You play doubles on x8 speed and bar-rape it, and then AAA it.

33.Almost always the default speed for you is either x1.5 or x5.

34.You believe the American DDR X sucks. I would wholly agree with you.

35.You hog the machine and let others on after they are traumatized by your godly skills or you make them wait for 45 minutes standing up.

36.You own an Arcade version in your garage.

37.You play the same song nonstop until you AAA it or you faint trying.

38.You are irratible, spiteful, mean and rude to novice players. You secretly want to kill players who are better than you.

39.You get mad after winning second place in a major tournament.

40.You wish you can dance, but this game backs up your noob sklls.

41.You skip school in order to play DDR, possibly for a lifetime.

42.Your heart, life and soul is put into a videogame.

43.You berate others on how you can AAA "The Legend of MAXX"

44. You get mad at me if I spell any song name one letter off.

45.You modify your crappy, crumply, low quality disgrace of a dance pad into a Cobalt Flux.

46.Arrows of any kind remind you of DDR.

47. "HOW CAN YOU NOT PASS THAT? IT WAS ONLY A FLASHING 10 ON DOUBLE ON REVERSE YOU NOOB! YOU HAVE NO SKILL!".......indeed.

48.You know all of DDR's history like the back of your hand.

49.Your diet is composed of a cracker and 10 gallons of water to sustain your constantly movin' groovin' body!(A day)

50.You are all of the crap above. Period!